STARDATE> DECEMBER 21, 2001


"Uh, yeah... I think the tour's over."

FEAR AND LOATHING:
Large Marge Vegas Gallery

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 20, 2001

The tour ended a couple days ago, but we've got two more rounds of photos to hit you with. Today we give you Dallas, and tomorrow Vegas.

HAIL KOSTON AND THE SILVER BULLET:
Harsh dashboard collage gallery

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 17, 2001

Here's some flicks of Davenport, Iowa... not much going on here.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN:
Jeron Wilson afro wig coming soon

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 13, 2001

HARSH CHICAGO WINTER:
"My Two Dads" EPISODE TWO: Carroll is faced with a new set of responsibilities

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 11, 2001

CINCINNATI PHOTOS (AND 2 FROM CHICAGO, WITH LOVE):
Stink bombs, the King of EMB and Koston needs a hug

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 10, 2001

MINI ATLANTA PHOTO GALLERY:
McKrinkle joins the tour, Sherm gets a boner

13 RANDOM STREET CLIPS:
Pink Panther's revenge (Mike Carroll boardslide)
J-Dubbs noserubs
Froston puts the grind in frontside nosegrind

Koston puts the froston on a nollie f/s five-0
Frosty puts the lime in this coconut backside lipslide
Frosty's frontside noseslide puts the... oh, forget it
Draw Scott Johnston's f/s 180 fakie nosegrind
Then paint a portrait of this frontside nosegrind

Sherm backside five-0 to boner
Street pirate blunt skiddy
Street pirate backside tailslide shove
Thweet piwate fwont-thide hairlip
Extra clever, magazine-style caption: "BA's grinds will rock you like a hurricane."

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 9, 2001

Hey, did we mention that ON Video and TWS are along for the ride? They're both gonna be doing in-depth articles about the tour.

We've got 13 video clips from random skate spots we've hit up and a bunch of photos of black cats that walked in front of us, ladders we've walked under and mirrors we've broken... we'll put those up in a couple days. Until then, check out "a bunch of goofs in Baton Rouge with Darth Knuggs". Uh, you probably won't see this kinda stuff in those ON or TWS articles:

THE LIQUID BUFFET:
BUBBLEPARTY BLITZ (PHOTO GALLERY)

ROCK THE HOUSE:
Carroll glowstick raver kookin'
Rickoo gets watered or something
TY MEETS KNUGGS!

 

 

STARDATE> DECEMBER 4, 2001

The Barge recently partook in a Darth Knuggs layover in Baton Rouge then picked the rest of the crew up in Atlanta. Next stop is the land of WKRP: Cincinatti. Oh, and the stuff below is mostly from the stop at Southside in Houston.

 

LATEST VISUAL FEASTS:
HOUSTON MAYHEM PHOTO GALLERY

HOLY CRAP! (MORE VIDEO CLIPS):
Do you think Mike cares that we've called him "Lil' Mikey" twice in a row?
Dubbs nollie heel to slide the front part of the board thing
GG Koston backside tail slidero to backwards rolo
Koston agrees that Ja Rule's kickflip backside noser was harsh
J-Rock pulls a fliptyflip bingbanger
Harsh, what day is it?
The street pirate breaks off a big chunk of a bluntslide to fakie
Swampy nollie noseride

 

 

STARDATE> NOVEMBER 29, 2001

A massive vessel, this barge of the harshest proportions has been cutting swaths through a turbulant sea of the southern-most states, taking liberties lightly and leaving behind a crumbled wake of concrete block, spent griptape, gasoline fumes, and old socks on this, HB's most maiden of voyages.

Totally.

The flat-bottom boat'll eventually head north, carrying its Girl/Choco cargo to the United State's apex somewhere on blustery Lake Michigan, then wandering on to warmer destinations both known and unknown.

The Rough Recepticle's mission thus far appears to be an awe inspiring mixture of candy and coffee consumption, farting out demo days that stink with the most ruthless of plywood trickery that this particular crew -- Beebs, Koston, Howard, Scooter, Dubs, Barakas, Ricardo, MIkey, and The Little Guy -- with Gino and Crankers on the way -- can muster. It'd do you right to watch for a docking near you soon.

Awooooogaaaaaa! The barge is coming your way.

Check the clips and photos for visual log.

Yours,
Harsh Barge

 

LATEST VISUALS:
OFF THE HOOK
(THE CORPUS CRISTI PHOTO GALLERY)

 

 

STARDATE> NOVEMBER 28, 2001

Here's some video clips from the first demo at the Vans park in Phoenix, Arizona. Corpus Christi demo today, so that means more clips in a couple days. Until then, just play these ones over and over and over and over and over and over and over, okay?

BA BS TS
Street Pirate BA's kickflip varial
Biebel swears like a trucker
Biebel kickflip nosegrinds like a trucker
Biebel kickflip nose manuals like Large Marge on a party barge
Lil' Mikey Carroll kickflip backside five-0
Jeron Wilson nollie fliz noseslide
Jeremy "who is that kid" Rogers s/s kickflip switch f/s boardslide
G.G. Koston kickflip noseslide
Ricardo switch back tail
Scott Johnston 180 switch mr k-grind

 
 
 
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