Top 5 comedians:

1. My Dad
2. Robin Williams
3. Chris Rock
4. Chris Tucker
5. Chris Farley

Top 5 dudes who don't skate for Diamond:

1. PJ Ladd
2. Mike Barker
3. Tom Penny
4. Evan Hernandez
5. Spanky

Top 5 places to go in LA's San Fernando Valley:

1. Northridge Skatepark
2. Northridge Mall
3. In-N-Out
4. To the movies
5. Home

Top 5 flatbar tricks in the garage:

1. B/S smith
2. F/S feeble
3. 5-0
4. Front blunt
5. Krooks

Top 5 things about Jereme Rogers:

1. Humping Dario
2. Always hyper
3. Likes skating Northridge park with me
4. GOOFY
5. Makes weird faces

Top 5 places to skate:

1. Alberton's
2. Northridge Skatepark
3. Sylinar
4. Girl park
5. DWP

Top 5 tracks played in the Benz:

1. Any Nas
2. Any B.I.G.
3. DMX
4. Ludacris
5. Jimmy Hendrix

Top 5 reactions to "Icy Hot" on the nuts:

1. Screams
2. Crying
3. Anger
4. Jumping up and down
5. When Scuba Steve acts like he is the only guy who has done it

Top 5 magazines to read while taking a crap:

1. I don't read while crapping
2. [he doesn't read while crapping]
3. [he doesn't read while crapping]
4. [he doesn't read while crapping]
5. [he doesn't read while crapping]

Top 5 skaters:

1. Koston
2. Tom Penny
3. Guy Mariano
4. Stefan Janoski
5. Andrew Reynolds

Top 5 words:

1. Player
2. Harsh
3. Wicked
4. Tight
5. Sick

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