Top 5 video parts:

1. Mark Gonzales/ Blind Video Days.
2. Jovantae Turner/ Lovechild.
3. Any Jason Lee Video Part.
4. Rick Howard/ Virtual Reality.
5. Ethan Fowler/ Tin Can Folklore.
HARSH BONUS 6. Any Greg Hunt Video Part.
HARSH BONUS 7. Daewon Song/ New World Order.

Top 5 pet peeves:

1. Skaters who won't skate unless someone is going to video them.
2. Lazy People.
3. Skaters who just sit around at a spot.
4. Last Call.
5. Video magazines.
HARSH BONNUS 6. Needy, insecure dramatic girls who'll never amount to anything but a whiny wife and mother.

Top 5 shoes:

1. The left one.
2. The right one.
3. Lakai Soca's.
4. Adidas Campus, preferrably Brown with white stripes.
5. Clark's Wallabee's.

Top 5 things to eat:

1. Shit at a skatespot.
2. Food.
3. Bart Simpson's shorts.
4. You know what else.
5. Shit, again, on the same trick at a skatespot.

Top 5 inspirations:

1. Coffee.
2. Friends. (generic answer, I know, but hey...)
3. Art deadlines.
4. Music.
5. Duh, skateboarding.

Top 5 things to read while taking a crap:

1. Architectural Digest.
2. Red Meat.
3. J Crew catalog.
4. Pottery Barn catalog.
5. Mail.

Top 5 things my mother taught me:

1. Hide the booze in the trunk.
2. "don't do as I DO, do as I SAY".
3. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
4. Work work work. Then work some more.
5. Dignity and self-respect.
Thanks Mom.

Top 5 tricks:

1. Manual tricks.
2. Late flips.
3. Fakie 5-0 grinders.
4. Sneaking in without saying Hello and pretending I was there all along.
5. Leaving without saying Goodbye.

Top 5 things my son does:

1. Climbing onto the bed at 7am every morning saying, "Papa?"
2. Sliding down the stairs on his butt, laughing really loudly.
3. Standing in front of the TV because he's not getting enough attention.
4. Turning off the TV during a movie and laughing at me because he's not getting enough attention.
5. Finally going to sleep so I can get some work done.
HARSH BONUS 6. Pooping in his diaper and grabbing at it while I'm trying to change the diaper. Poopie hands.

Top 5 excuses:

1. "Dude, I was in San Jose."
2. "Dude, I was in Huntington Beach."
3. "My cell phone's dead. Sorry."
4. "Sorry about that. I was blacked out."
5. "The dog ate my homework."

Top 5 times to go to sleep:

1. Noon.
2. 1 PM
3. 3 PM
4. After dark.
5. 7am, by my son, three hours after having gone to bed.

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HARSH SIDE NOTE: MARC RIDES FOR LAKAI AND IS THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND ENJOI. THEY BOTH END IN I.

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