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Top 5 mongo pushers:

1. Bill
2. Dan
3. Forth
4. Tom
5. Penny

Top 5 pet peeves:

1. The word "peeves"
2. Trash talkers
3. Flat decks
4. Tight trucks
5. Bad breath

Top 5 things you'd rather be doing than writing out a top 5's list:

1. Skating
2. Sleeping
3. Sexing
4. Speeding in my car
5. Playing Scrabble

Top 5 shoes of all time:

1. Vans OG
2. Enigma
3. Mariano
4. Air Force 1
5. Adidas OG

Top 5 OG Bones Brigade riders:

1. Weren't there only five?
2. Weren't there only five?
3. Weren't there only five?
4. Weren't there only five?
5. Weren't there only five?

Top 5 words:

1. Essentially
2. Basically
3. Whatevs
4. Sure
5. Call ya tomorrow

Top 5 t-shirt colors:

1. White
2. Blue
3. Black
4. Orange
5. Green

Top 5 magazines to read while taking a crap:

1. Thrasher
2. TWS
3. Skateboarder
4. Big Brother
5. Yeah right, I stand and poop

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