•••WITH THAT ONE DUDE THAT WE DON'T KNOW WELL ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT HIS BIG NOSE, FRANK GERWER•••

 

Top 5 places to sleep while on tour:

1. Thompson Square Park NYC
2. Anywhere you can camp in Utah
3. On top of the van at a rest stop
4. In the van, in the back and on the floor
5. A bed's always nice

Top 5 loveable dirtbags:

1. Spicolli
2. Danny Sargeant
3. Lebowski "the dude"
4. El Duce
5. Pigpen from the Peanuts gang

Top 5 things your mother taught you:

1. Always where your water wings in the pool
2. Don't put bleach in the color wash
3. Make sure the pilot is lit if you're going to use the stove
4. Always touch stove to make sure it's hot
5. How to tie my shoes

Top 5 magazines to read while taking a crap:

1. Popular Science
2. Home and Gardening
3. Young Miss
4. New Bride
5. Anarchist Cookbook

Top 4 people you want to meet:

1. Any Backstreet Boy
2. The guy that does OXY Clean
3. Anna Nicole Smith
4. Christina Aguelara [courtesy of Franks niece]

Top 5 beverages:

1. Shop Rite homemade Iced tea
2. Fizzy lifting drink
3. Brass Monkey
4. Hi-C from Mcdonalds
5. Funky cold medina

Top 5 cities:

1. NY
2. SF
3. Chicago
4. Louisville
5. Barcelona

Top 5 reasons to get up in the morning:

1. Because you can't sleep anymore
2. You realize you're not at your house
3. Gotta go skate
4. Haven't gone to bed yet
5. French toast

Top 5 reasons to get up in the afternoon:

1. It's the afternoon so you might as well get up
2. What's playing at the matinee?
3. Happy hour?
4. Phones ringing...
5. Gabe on line 1

Top 5 reasons not to get up at all:

1. Mic-e on line 2
2. Mic-e on line 2
3. The chick said stay
4. Still haven't gone to bed yet
5. Feel like crap

Top 5 videos of all time:

1. Snuff
2. Falling Down
3. Questionable / Video Days
4. Underworld Element Skypager
5. Love child

Top 5 SF Giants fans:

1. Rob Welsh
2. Jake Phelps
3. Sam Smyth
4. Mic-e Reyes
5. Brian Anderson

Top 5 rumors you'd like to start:

1. Alan Gelfand didn't invent the ollie
2. Koston has a personal hairdresser
3. Andy Mac is fun to watch on vert
4. Chicken causes cancer
5. We never went to the moon .

Top 5 things about Julien Stranger:

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Please list the following Dan's in order from most influential to least influential:

1. Pan Paterka
2. Dan Akroyd
3. Dan Drehobl
4. Bill Danforth
5. Dan Quayle

Top 5 questions you've never been asked:

1. Are you leaving the bar early?
2. Is that your Porsche in the driveway?
3. Do you carry the 8?
4. How much can you bench?
5. Can you spell that for me?

 

EXCUSE ME, SIR... COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK TO CRAILTAP FROM HERE?