Top 5 words:

1. Criddle
2. Lurk
3. Rig
4. No
5. Yes

Top 5 magazines to read while taking a crap:

1. Future Music
2. Pottery Barn catalog
3. Sound On Sound
4. Macmall catalog
5. Electronic Musician

Top 5 places to visit:

1. My bed
2. Brussels, Belgium
3. Amsterdam, Holland
4. The Fireworks Supermarket in Tennessee
5. The world of Marc Johnson

Top 5 pet peeves:

1. Chewing with your mouth open
2. A burrito with a broken tortilla
3. Sour cream
4. The bear owes me money but won't pay
5. Cotton swabs in your special member

Top 5 people:

1. Julia
2. The bear
3. Pabst Blue Ribbon (wait...?)
4. Ba-zilla, my very small friend
5. My dog, Kickstand

Top 5 CDs:

1. Goodie Mob - Soul Food
2. Nick Drake - Pink Moon
3. Boards Of Canada - Music Has The Right To Children
4. Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand
5. Autechre - Confield

Top 5 things you'd rather be doing than writing out a TOP 5's list:

1. Walking into a wall
2. Sknfijr
3. Doing sex or something a man would do
4. Sfdbjhm sij eijgh
5. Rjgnniajef no kawebfna no

Top 5 songs on the Sweatpants' playlist:

1. Painting Sea Bouys Pink
2. Paperbag
3. Are You Serious
4. Sensitive
5. Sensitive

Top 5 bands of all time:

1. That one that goes like. da da da. da da da da da da
2. The Doors
3. Kingsbury Manx
4. Richard D James
5. Augustus Pablo

Top 5 photographic subjects:

1. The wind blowing in the streets
2. Are you serious
3. No
4. How about no again
5. Art

Top 5 situations you'd rather not be in:

1. Pepper spray in the eyes
2. Tiger balm on your d**k
3. Gasoline enema
4. Alone in a room with Marc, Jery, A dwarf and a bucket of water
5. Drag racing in TJ

Top 5 skate videos of all time:

1. Ma Vie En Rose
2. Buffalo 66
3. Heavy Metal Parking Lot
4. The Doors
5. That one with Keanu Reeves lipsliding that huge gap

Top 5 rumors you'd like to start:

1. Brian Anderson wears thong underwear (ass floss)
2. I did the most killer move on the skate circuit, the nollie back-lash
3. I'm pregnant
4. Enjoi went out of business
5. All Savier shoes will be shipped with marijuana

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