Interview with the Wooden O.G. Girl Logo
Larson: Alright, here we go...First of all, it's nice to meet you...I guess we should start with you telling us a little about yourself...As an official company logo what exactly do you do? Day to responsibilities etc...?
O.G. Logo: Day to day responsibilities? I sit around and try look the same all the time. Please tell me the questions are going to get tougher.
Larson: Wow, ok....Do you feel any competition with or animosity towards any of the other logos out there?...Let's face it, you're in some pretty heavy company....Have you met any of them?
O.G. Logo: I don't really hang out with other logos....Competition? That "NO FEAR" logo that looks like splattered paint...that thing scares the day lights right out of me.
Larson: That's interesting. I always thought the Carl's Jr. star looked like Bette Midler, which I find unsettling. In the past few months you've literally jumped off the page and we've seen you doing some stuff in 3D....how different is that? Are you shape enough to be throwing kick flips after all those years of being kind of stagnant?
( At this point in the interview, the O.G. Logo gets up and leaves the room, saying that we can finish the interview later, when she's in a better mood. After a few days I resign myself to the fact that I'll just conduct the rest of it over email. I sent the abovequestion and received a response a few days later.)
O.G. Logo: Oh, i've never been in better shape. I do a 2 ounce wheat grass each morning and then I go on a stress fast. Ever been on one of those? Your questions are a little pointed...Stagnant? Mellow out.
What about that company logo for SEEDLESS? Pot logos rule. I partied with the logo from Closet World the other night. That guy can really dance. Would you consider the Pink Floyd rainbow and triangle a logo or a way of life?
Larson: I think the Pink Floyd thing really is the perfect mesh of LSD and showtunes. Have you seen their lazer show? So good. Anyway, what was it like making the jump from existing as an internationally
recognized symbol for womens urinals to the pretty tough world of skateboarding? Did people dis you at first? How did it change your business/personal life?
O.G. Logo: It's weird that you bring up the urinal thing. That is the best thing about my new work. No more pee pee smells. But I've been on Mike Carrolls chest after he has skated for a few hours. Let me
tell you, smelly matted chest hair is no treat either.
Larson: Thank you.
