Review of Unknown Comic
" Dr. Dre has Eminem and Kool Keith has me, the Unknown Comic." This guy claims he's part of Kool Keiths posse, but we don't remember Keith ever hangin with anyone but naked chicks. Whatever. Beats phat as Penny Hardaway's crib. Rhymes off the meat rack. This is the new hip hop breed, maintaining a comatose community, feeding you with shit salads and tap dancing 808's. The analog dragon has swerved to your right and then to your left, stealing all of your Beat literature and selling it to the Romans at five bits a pop. Black records with wack designs and producers with names like "Tickles" , "Ruff In the Pink",
"Dyslex" and "Champagne". Joy Division on the wall, banding with the outsiders and locking it down, no admittance without the secret password. Listen closely and I'll whisper it to you...................tiggety-tilz-nite.
DJ Dirty Scrubs, LA Weekly, February 2001 |
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