ENTRY #39, 12:30pm 3/21/07 Anybody notice when I stopped caring about posting up a new fart every day? Me neither. The magic sparkle just leaked out of me, and one morning I found myself grown up, wearing a silky orange shirt and rocking a mustache (not out of irony, out of adultness). That's a metaphor for what happened to my shiny list of links. So I bid you audi, and we're gonna fill this space with a bunch of polls which will surely remain more active than the wind beneath my wand. Big teeth and big hugs, SF •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #38, 9:22am 2/21/07 Clowns down. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #37, 1:27pm 2/8/07 I herd* these guys are doing a demo at Active in Santa Monica: *that's a pun, not a typo. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Long-assed recumbent bicycle with a lumbar support zone made of a modified skateboard? Seems like something Kevin Wilkins would be backing. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Way back in the way back, we were trying to adopt a cat from an animal shelter. We lived in an apartment that specified NO PETS on the rental agreement. So we're in the adoption center front office with the little black kitty, and as we're filling out the adoption papers, we ran across a space on the forms: LANDLORD'S NAME, PHONE NUMBER, AND PET POLICY. We had to think fast... and quickly filled in "Andy Jenkins" as the landlord, figuring we'd tell him after the fact and he'd vouch for us and our new kitty 'cause Andy's cool like that. Well, they called Jenkins right there on the spot and asked if it was okay if his tenants adopted a cat. And of course Andy thought it was a prank call, uncorked a couple F-bombs on the phone...and we got denied. I guess the moral to the story is, uhm, if you're trying to stick it to the man, keep Jenkins out of it 'cause he's got his own sticking to do. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The Blue Ocean Extreme Sports Co, Ltd. asks the age-old question, "Don't want to have a common thing?" And before you can figure out what that common thing might be, they suggest you detach the wheels. You know, for mania. I could not agree more. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #36, 4:21pm 2/7/07 Jackass mastermind Jeff Tremaine took it to the next level with his special lady friend Laura Windel on a recent visit to an undisclosed tropical island. As the waves gently lapped the shore and the dolphins chattered incessantly in the background, a ring was produced and a question was asked and a OH HELL YEAH was replied and a wedding date is in the future for both Jeffy and Laura. Congrats to both the lovebirds. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I recently ate a live earthworm in Colorado. It was 10 below zero outside. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #35, 4:32pm 1/15/07 See how long you can be entertained by rambling.  •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Sean Cliver's housecat got its ass handed to it in a vicious streetfight defending the family's honor. It was like something out of the Sopranos.  Here's to a speedy recovery. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• This is how we roll. Someday.  •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Girl should rent this guy and take him on tour. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #34, 11:19am 12/20/06 BOXES My friend Steve implored me to wisely invest two minutes and forty five seconds of my life here. So good. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• That’s all I got today. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #33, 5:38pm 12/19/06 Boom Boom Huck Jam meets Ghost Ride the Drift meets family variety hour. Here. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Get smart. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A dip into a dozen dreams via the US Patent and Trademark public records database. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #32, 11:47am 11/28/06 THIS vs. THAT: Needles or Poles? •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Noisy news. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Best mom ever. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #31, 3:30pm 11/16/06 A trip to the local mall: It’s like knee pads, with a hint of citrus. And ladies, they make some for you too, in case you'd like to smell like a nollie. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• And then there's Play It Again Sports, where they re-sell pre-owned sporting goods. Would you buy a pre-owned board? Although if you comb through the racks, sometimes you’ll find dope-assed new product with the shrink wrap intact. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• And what trip to the mall would be complete without stopping for some toothsome treats at the food court. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• If you're within a tank of gas from Portland, be sure and roll deep TONIGHT to take in this awesome festival of vintage footy. And speaking of tanked, they serve beer at the Clinton Street Theater. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Smyth, you better hope your fellow employees skip today’s post. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #30, 8:41am 11/9/06 New school crotch rocket pilot lets the hammers rain. This guy’s groin is probably super tough and muscley. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #29, 9:56am 11/8/06 Magicomedy. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #28, 9:37am 11/7/06 Bling on a string. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #27, 10:52am 11/6/06 THIS vs. THAT Phat or Fat •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Get your street horse on. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “Small brown blur” is a great phrase. Perhaps the crew needs a Panasonic Lumix with image stabilization. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Tremaine & company’s swath of movie premier openings can be traced by reading the same article that appears over and over in mainstream newspapers. For instance, they just returned from Australia. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #26, 1:09pm 11/3/06 Would this qualify as gettin’ hyphy? •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Tremaine + pink sweater + oiled up dudes writhing around on the floor. You do the math.   •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Mad famous. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The filing cabinet for dreams, hopes, and desires in New Jersey. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Adjacent eye-catching headline: Bull Escapes Slaughterhouse, Roams N.J. Streets They still use lassos? •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "Shoeless intoxicated man in freshly crapped pants" sounds like a golden moment from one of those pro bachelor parties at the river, but alas, it's merely a description of the special guest obstacle at my local quote skatepark unquote. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #25, 8:46am 10/27/06 Attention all you cool guys rocking Chocolate hip sacks: There's a new cargo system on the horizon, and I don't think many of you are ready for it. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• What would you get if you crossed EA + Meza with Dave Duncan? •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #24, 11:26pm 10/26/06 Early rumblings from the Fourstar trend scouting squad. Next season’s gear is off the chain. Dress global, skate local •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• This brings to mind my favorite scene in Bottle Rocket. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #23, 12:21pm 10/25/06 Sweat licker runs amok. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• What it's like to work at Girl HQ in lovely Torrance? It's an office, teeming with super friends. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #22, 1:44pm 10/24/06 Heard a rumor that Smyth is upping the quality of merch in the Girl warehouse snack station. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Euro ballers, take note. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Another form of paint warfare. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #21, 4:06pm 10/18/06 Yes it’s been a while since the last puff of digital ass. I planned on creating TGPOAT (The Greatest Post Of All Time) as a sort of comeback, complete with vampires, monkeys, redneck mayhem, epic stunts in foreign lands, giant housecats, life-changing personal electronics, vintage action sports advertising, and more. Unfortunately, this will have to suffice. This is NTGPOAT (Not The Greatest Post Of All Time). •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Craziest street skating I’ve seen in a while. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Carnivore clock. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The above was gleaned from here. Show me the Monkey. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• WEST SIDE connection. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• This one’s old, but addictively good. Nice going Mr. Freeborn. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• By the way, Ekimmus are Babylonian vampires, but they don’t feed on blood, they feed on the energy of those around them. If you know somebody who seems to feed off your energy, the only way to be sure they’re not an Ekimmu is to punch them in the face. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "All I wanna do is make some stir fry and take a nap." —Chad. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Word to your Hover. Perfect for stealth skate sessions downtown, and when you’re done just slip it into your backpack. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #20, 8:39am 9/29/06 Two words that will stick in your head all day: Tootie's Bong. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Speaking of sticking in your head all day long, yes, there’s a drink for that (for those who don’t smoke). •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• You know what skate trick is just classic? Frontside grinds. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #19, 10:26am 9/20/06 For all you vigilantes who are trying to oust BMX from parks, you got a new threat to worry about. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The next must-have camping trip accessory: portable icebergs. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #18, 11:01am 9/18/06 Feeling kind of burned out lately, like I’ve really been spinning my wheels. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ENTRY #17, 9:25am 9/11/06 Shred the gnar on this. Or is the Scarpar more your speed? •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "It's not always cool to go with the flow..." •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• A second/revised/14%-more-awesome trailer for Ultimate Predator is up at Rick Kosick’s digital shoebox full-O-photography. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Put your hood up. We live in dark times. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• OLD FARTS FARTS 1-16