 ENTRY #630 FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 2005 Lakers are back to routine, lost to Minnesota last night. Go Kobe! Last night when I was praying for The Pope to get better and The Mez to get a message from God to stop wearing that green windbreaker as it reflects poorly on all of us, I remembered that funny little story about The Mez crapping his pants in The Beverly Center and having to buy new pants at The Gap. Do you know that story? Maybe I'll tell that next week with all the details. Ty has shingles and I wanted to see how he was doing so I channeled into Spain last night to read his mind and this is what he was thinking: "Mikey, you're such a fucking goof. Shingles are not contagious! Unless you were previously told you need a Varicella vacinne or you've never had chicken pox just chill the fuck out". Hopefully Mikey will check The Tap and save Ty the time of telling him to go stretch. Remember that little interview with Rickk in the Randoms where he mentioned "Searcy"? Well, Searcy brought it up to Rickk and Rickk told him he was talking about someone else. Nice save, I've used that one before. I heard on the news last night that this guy that got dumped by his girlfriend threw all of her stuff out of the window of their apartment on the 35th floor. Lame for her but it did make me feel better for this girl I know that put every piece of her boyfriends clothing in the shower and turned the shower on after he dumped her, made me realize she wasn't crazy at all even though everyone was trying to tell her she was. Just got an email asking me, "Isn't it 100 times lamer to have a trend forecaster then a wakeboard team?" Wow, I never thought about that. The Gav called me last night to see if I wanted to enjoy some crab legs with him and the Podium reps for the entire country. I would have gone but I had to sit on the couch and do nothing so I couldn't make it. CLICK HERE ENTRIES 1 THROUGH 35 CLICK BELOW FOR THE 2002 NBA FINALS, CRAILTAP STYLE: |