ENTRY #1728
5/28/10

THE SONG
: White Wedding, Billy Idol
THE PLACE: Orange County
THE WORD: Amber, we need drink tickets!

I went to a retreat in the desert where people drank mushroom tea and all they did was tell each other they loved each other. I don't believe this guy drank mushroom tea, I think he drank HGH tea.

About 8 years ago, Char made me buy a gumball machine and sort of implied it was our "ticket out". Fucking thing is still 1/3 full and I'm still handling legal. Thanks Chuck!

Callaway asked me earlier if I understood what the "Skate and Create" thing was. Jesus.....

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #18: Joe Namath.....only in the 70's and early 80's. Yummy.

 

ENTRY #1727
5/26/10

THE SONG
: Bullet With Butterfly Wings, Smashing Pumpkins
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: fucking constant

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #17: Team Fucker

 

ENTRY #1726
5/24/10

THE SONG
: Like A Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan
THE PLACE: life
THE WORD: gathering moss

We watched today. Moving and important. You can watch tonight.

Rickk, go ahead and bookmark this. Thanks Bud.

Earlier Mikey asked me if I wanted to see some photos when I wasn't busy. So when I wasn't busy, I asked to see them and he said, "I'm over you...." then showed them to me. Guess what, Mikey? I'm about to have a full blown nervous break down and I already had Spike and Rickk on the list of why, you just got added buddy boy. And don't think I don't know when you're doing shit you're not suppose to be doing.

Wizard Ben, I just want to let you know before the baby gets here, the fact that your lovely wife is bringing a new Celtics fan into the world is only more cause for decorating your office. So when ti goes down, no calling home saying we're mean, not respecting the fact that you just had a baby, etc, etc.
(Sorry Jennifer, you married into my blog content. Maybe should have run a background check on the guy before you said, "I do").

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #16: Carly Simon.

 

ENTRY #1725
5/18/10

THE SONG
: Not Quite, Judd and Maggie
THE PLACE: Staples
THE WORD: Phoenix bench

Callaway had diarrhea yesterday.

Spike, someone just emailed me this and I wanted to tell you that I thought The Academy fucked up, too. And I think you look mysterious and sophisticated with a mustache.

There's a recycling place down the street from Girl and I saw this woman with a bikini top, army pants and no shoes turning in some cans. I feel like she looked a lot less stressed then me. I don't think she's worrying about international trademarks and people climbing the fence and stealing decks from her. I'm going to look into her deal.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #15: Mary J Blige.

 

ENTRY #1724
5/17/10

THE SONG
: Dio, Straight Through the Heart
THE PLACE: earth
THE WORD: R.I.P.

We won't be having an opening for President of Girl, Rickk's new visa came through. I presented it to him in front of Reda who then explained the Mayan calendar to Rickk so I guess we're shutting the doors on this place in December of 2012. I'll keep you posted, that's a bit longer then I planned on staying but we'll see.

Last night Rickk told me that had I more properly presented his Starting Line Up collection, for example a photo of him sitting with all of them, I would have gotten more bids when I had announced it was open for trade in this column. I then explained to him that I could probably get more money for just that photo from Bird then I could for his fucking Starting Line Up if he was willing to pose for that. Right, Bird?

Mikey, you better not be doing anything you're not suppose to be doing. I'm not kidding, Fucker.

Spike, you're really going to stick to this, "I'm over LA, I'm moving to NY" tantrum? Seriously? It's really getting annoying.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #14: Ali McGraw. Doesn't hurt that Steve McQueen is by her side

 


ENTRY #1723
5/11/10

THE SONG
: Mercy Mercy Me, Marvin Gaye
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: fuckin' A

Gav, why did you switch it up from this hair style? You were really hot and that puffy hair with an Asian fusion? And where's that chain, player?




Mikey, can you call me? Seriously. If I ever send you a text again that you just don't respond to.....well, just check my Facebook if I have one. You're fucked.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #13: Arthur Ashe




Lots of walls in LA, find one, brand it and suck one.

Spike, I'm just writing that you watched 8 hours of "LOST", that's all. Relax.

 

ENTRY #1722
5/7/10

THE SONG
: The Safest Place, Sade
THE PLACE: not the fridge
THE WORD: fuckers

Cool your jets, Portland.

Whoever has that bag of pizza slices in the freezer here at Girl, get them out of there. You're not going back in for those pieces of crap.

Earlier I had to go into the warehouse and they were rocking some R&B boy band music. Look guys, we're not going to be captains of industry if one our accounts does a walk through and we're listening to Boys to Men. It just won't fly.

Safe to say this guy is going to hell. Note the very true blessing on the plaque above his receding hair line. It says, "Home is where your story begins...". Yep, your family knew you were going to
be a total throb when they let you move in.

 

ENTRY #1721
5/4/10

THE SONG
: Wanna Be Loved, Buju Banton
THE PLACE: earth
THE WORD: try it

We had no internet yesterday or this column would have been fucking amazing.

Hershel, can you do me a favor? Save the energy of five bad ideas you would send The Mez and Rickk today and come up with an energy drink for the team? If the goofs from the Jersey Shore can launch "Guido Juice", I really feel like you can come up with something special. I truly feel in my heart that you are smarter then them.

Spike, would you feel like you were part of high society if I stole art from your house? That's a pretty cool thing to report to the cops and I'm having trouble finding the one I need so think about it. If I don't hear from you, I'll just assume it's cool and have Nat grab it. Thanks Pal.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style": #12 Jackie Onassis

 

ENTRY #1720
4/30/10

THE SONG
: Over It, Katharine McPhee
THE PLACE: guess
THE WORD: yep

I tried to talk to Spike about the amount of promo he has running out of here and he said he got it all ok'd via Mikey. That's perfect, Spike. The only person more in tune with inventory and budgets would probably be Chick, my dog. My bad.

Rickk's not trying to save the world or energy. He just doesn't have a washer and dryer right now. Sick tint on the Prius, Rickk.




"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #11: Karen O.




 

ENTRY #1719
4/28/10

THE SONG
: Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder
THE PLACE: Earth
THE WORD: Love you, Mom.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #10: Nina Simone.




Hershel is pretending his parents are in town so he can take time off. Really upsetting that we all just can't be more straight with each other.

Mikey came by my office and showed me pictures of the construction going on at his house. Seriously, Mike, break those out when some chicks are around. That shit was hot. And if you can get Rickk to show his little construction slide show, you two will be beating chicks off with a stick.

Spike, we might try to hire Natalie away from you. We've bonded a lot with her in the last year and we just feel we can make her happier. We'll make sure she gives two weeks notice.

Lu and I are going to a marriage ceremony!

 

ENTRY #1718
4/27/10

THE SONG
: Fools Rush In, Bow Wow Wow
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: daily

Spike scolded me today and directly confronted me about some of my behavior. Look for a lot of "Spike, celebrated director" in my column in the coming weeks.

Rickk and The Gav are going to the Laker game tonight. Look for a hunky euro and a sweaty Asian acting half their age, that's them.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #9: Sacajawea. Someone tried to tell me she was kind of a whore at one point but we never held that agains't Mikey, now did we?

 

ENTRY #1717
4/23/10

THE SONG
: Gimme Shelter, The Rolling Stones
THE PLACE: 5 weeks
THE WORD: all over the place

Yesterday I smarted off to a cop. I think the hope was that Rickk would become more like me where authority was concerned but clearly he is rubbing off on me. I guess you were right, Reda, when you made me cry at Buscemi's wedding a few years back.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style Feature" #8 Amelia Earhart




Rickk is claiming that he, Jeremy, My Little Dumpling and Sam were doing burpees yesterday. In case you don't know what they are, here is a video of someone doing them really poorly yet
I am sure better then what the new fitness club here pulled off.

 

ENTRY #1716
4/21/10

THE SONG
: I Have A Feeling, Wu Yingyin
THE PLACE: Ben's Office
THE WORD: Champ Decor.......

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #7: Dolly Parton




River and Tough Guy, can you guys form some sort of "bully system" for the lunch tables? There's all kinds of sauce and crumbs and shit all over the lunch table tops. Unless of course it's Eti that's leaving the mess, then I would say just let it go. But if it's someone like Hersh or Waycott.....can you handle that?

Just an FYI, The Mez, after posting several quotes with references to a woman's vagina, felt compelled to ask me if Mike Mo talking about he and Sean tag teaming a girl was too racy for the site. Nice boundaries, Mez.

Spike, I imitated something you said today and I want to apologize for making fun of your nasally voice. You were born with that, it's insensitive to make fun.

 

ENTRY #1715
4/19/10

THE SONG
: Once In A Lifetime, Talking Heads
THE PLACE: Earth
THE WORD: Yep

Spike, seriously, if you ever try and order t-shirts like that again, you're going to get your ass kicked. I'm not kidding. We order in solid colors per dozen. Feel free to sit in on a production meeting once every 16 years to get a feel for how we do things. Holy Hollywood.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #6: Chrissie Hynde.




Mez, no offers for trades on Rickk's Starting Line Up collection? Weird, I wonder if I've been right for the last 10 years saying they really have no value. Or maybe you didn't know he has a Stockton in there?

Just wanted to let you know that Wizard Ben hates Rasheed Wallace. Well, just letting Hersh, Charlene and Tough Guy know so when the Lakers win, we can work that into our decorating plans.

 

ENTRY #1714
4/16/10

THE SONG
: Our House, Madness
THE PLACE: Jeremy's House
THE WORD: he's moving

We're offering up a new barter. I am sure you will all remember when I traded the sculpture of Spike that he gave me as a gift. For that, I got a really cool bike, a Tiger Woods DVD that I think I gave to Frosty and some other odds and ends. Well this time what I have to offer is much more jocky. It's Rickk's "collection" of NBA Starting Line Up's. Yep, he collected them for years and they're still in the packages. He's got a Hornaceck in there for sure and I think a Stockton. So go through your crap and send us a photo of your offering. And when I say "send us" I mean email The Mez.




"Ripping Off Sanger's Style" #5: Simone De Beauvoir.




Jordan With Dreadlocks is outside of my office door and I just heard him say, "Bring something to the table and then we'll fucking talk, bitch". What the hell is going on in this place? I thought we were selling skateboards.

 

ENTRY #1713
4/15/10

THE SONG
: It's Great To Be Here, Jackson 5
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: great

The new RED site is up.

 

 

ENTRY #1712
4/13/10

THE SONG
: Let Me In, Young Buck
THE PLACE: the trends
THE WORD: in

I just wanted to get in on the windows with people rubbing their noses together.


 

ENTRY #1711
4/12/10

THE SONG
: Wheel In The Sky, Journey
THE PLACE: no idea
THE WORD: you decide

Supra Pete, I'm pretty sure Rickk's getting deported. Will you make him events coordinator? He's a good time. Also, let me know about his benefit package.

Spike, is there anything you call me for that doesn't need to happen yesterday? Just checking. And I'm not being passive aggressive, just purely aggressive.

"Ripping Off Sanger's Favorite Style #4": Brigitte Bardot

 

ENTRY #1710
4/9/10

THE SONG
: All For You, Janet Jackson
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: whatever you need

Rickk just sent me a photo of him on Tim's shoulders in front of a stretch limo. That's a pretty heavy pose to choose as your signature pose, guys. Hats off to you.

"Rip off of Sanger's idea Favorite Style #3": Bianca Jagger.

 

ENTRY #1709
4/6/10

THE SONG
: Word Up, Cameo
THE PLACE: there
THE WORD: up

Skin, can you make a post it note on your desk of this short list of people who didn't agree with your BEST TEAM nominations? Thanks Bud. Here it is:
1. Rick Howard

Another day, another chance to rip off Sanger's FAVORITE STYLE, this is my #2, Jane Birken.




Spike, when you call me, there is no need to say, "I'm in Austin casting for my short film". You can simply say, "I'm in Texas, call me back". I already told you that one time I thought you were cool, save your energy, buddy.

 

ENTRY #1708
4/5/10

THE SONG
: The Moon and The Sky, Sade
THE PLACE: The Moon
THE WORD: They Sky

Decided to post something here, it's only been like a week?

I also decided to steal "Sanger's 25 Favorite Styles".
Here's my #1; Kate Moss. Obviously.




Spike, can you hook up the cable at your house? I'll be there during the NBA playoffs so I'll need television. Also, Chatty Adam, let's keep the discussion of how you're feeling and what you
have anxiety about to halftime. Thanks Spike, I can't wait either!

My new second favorite Nick. (Diamond Nick, still the front runner).

 

ENTRY #1707
3/30/10

THE SONG
: Surprise, Paul Simon
THE PLACE: Nick's house
THE WORD: Yipes!

Next week I am going to try and do my column in Spanish. Si.

Crankers emailed me last night and told me of his uncanny ability to make people incredibly uncomfortable. Isn't it weird when you want to type back, "I know, you've done that to me" but you love people too much to tell them?

Gav, I'm pretty sure it was the glasses you were wearing yesterday or maybe you had a lot of salt in your system from lunch but you were looking super swollen when I saw you. Actually, you know what else? Last week Callaway got a new passport photo and he thought his face looked fat and the subject of his email said, "Holy Gavin". I think someone else might have noticed too but I'm not saying names.

Diamond Nick, just an FYI, I never need a place to stay. Ever. I'll camp if I do. Thanks buddy.

If this was my goat, I would name it Churro.

 

ENTRY #1706
3/29/10

THE SONG
: Tattoo, Jordan Sparks
THE PLACE: this column
THE WORD: terrible

Rickk or Crankers, some possible new ink?




This is how goats got a bad name. If you are going to get a goat tattoo, please no pentagram.




I have nothing to write so here's one more tat that might work for the Desert Twins.

 

ENTRY #1705
3/26/10

THE SONG
: Dancing Days, Led Zeppelin
THE PLACE: studio
THE WORD: hip hop aerobics

Thiebaud, if it helps at all, I mentioned to an employee that you didn't like my post the other day about you and he tilted his head and said, "the truth hurts....". I think there is a lot of empathy for you. Well not a lot, hardly any but a little.

Mez, please take note of the soundtrack and the angles and never use either. Thanks bud.

Went up to Rickk's office and walked in on a longboard meeting. Trail blazing, that's all that happens on Level 2.

River Joe is rationing out the toilet paper here at Girl from now on. Not sure who gave him that authority but he seems like a pretty smart guy so I'm not asking any questions. Tough Guy had his back so I figure it was an upper management meeting that I missed.

Mikey sent me this photo. I just thought it might make Meza mad so I decided to include it.



 

ENTRY #1704
3/24/10

THE SONG
: The General Specific, Band of Horses
THE PLACE: oh, where ever
THE WORD: whatever

Spike, can you call me. I think I'm quitting the band. I'm just annoyed with you and Rickk.

I'm just happy they're calling him "The McDonald's Peeper" and not "The Torrance Peeper". He's obviously not from Torrance, we don't breed this kind of nonsense.

Mez?! Why didn't you say anything?? You nut!

Thiebaud, just so you know, whenever I see on my phone that I got a text from you, I just figured you blew something out into the market and are fucking up the entire future of everyone we know.
I hope you don't take that personally.

Rickk, watch this and tell me we still can't get a goat? Seriously?

 

ENTRY #1703
3/23/10

THE SONG
: Sure Fire Winners, Adam Lambert
THE PLACE: Spike's
THE WORD: Fearless

It's Jason Kidd's birthday today. I know, I couldn't care less either.

Pretty.

Since Spike and I are going to be room mates again, I guess we're forming a band. It's called Fearless. Hersh, can you work on a logo because if he's anywhere near as good on guitar as he was when I lived with him last time, we're about to blow up.

Yesterday in a meeting, Callaway used all pyrotechnic analogies. FYI.

 

ENTRY #1702
3/22/10

THE SONG
: Like A Tattoo, Sade
THE PLACE: My mind
THE WORD: uh huh

Spike and I are going to be room mates again. This is amazing!
Spike, no band practice after 11PM, that's what fucked everything up last time!

Ako, in case you thought you were dissing me by not sending me your Cha Cha updates, Mikey sends them to me. So when I have a rager and you don't get an invite, you talk to Mikey, not me.

See Rickk, we can have a goat in the office, it would be just like this but without the annoying accents. Just kidding, everyone with an annoying accent.

Hershel and Jeremy referred to themselves as "Urban Outfitters meets Stars and Straps". I know, they should be fired for that but you know my history with Jeremy, I just can't ever set him free and Hersh...well, Rickk and Mikey really like him.

 

ENTRY #1701
3/15/10

THE SONG
: Kindness for Weakness, Glen Washington
THE PLACE: You know where
THE WORD: fucker

Hersh and I had a pretty typical meeting on the phone today. He buzzes in my office and says, "Do you have time to talk", we bring Ben up a time or two and then we crack up. Super productive.

Thanks for calling me back Spike. Remember that next time you're so emotional you can hardly string a fucking sentence together. Love you.

I hired Mikey as my personal shopper. So cool. Mikey, can you please get me a baby goat?

I think Rickk and Rick are going to get deported so we'll be hiring probably in late May. I think the transition is going to be tougher for Rickk but I think since he can't even list ALL his room mates in a survey, he may adjust pretty quickly.

 

ENTRY #1700
3/8/10

THE SONG
: Solo Yo, Rudy La Scala
THE PLACE: Whatever!
THE WORD: Whatever!

I can never get enough, Spike, how about you?

Jeremy, you freak, stop going by the name "John".

Hershel, if you're really doing your job, how is it that someone else sent me this and they found it on the internet? One or the other, Hersh. Either tons of graphics where 2% of them are usable or
tons of crappy ass links to stuff we can ponder.




Fucking Rickk! Buy me a goat!

 

ENTRY #1699
3/8/10

THE SONG
: Imma Be, Black Eyed Peas
THE PLACE: sure
THE WORD: uh huh

Spike keeps cc'ing me on this email about some video thing he's trying to do. Holy shit, Spike, I have no idea what the hell any of it means. Let me know if you're just being profound because you know what the other thing I am thinking is.....

Wrong!

 

ENTRY #1698
3/5/10

THE SONG
: And It Rained All Night, Atoms For Peace
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: leaks!

I tried to start a doughnut/bagel program today and ended up with Chuck casting for a remake of this video. We are either not focused or brilliant. With my luck....the first one.

Yesterday, among other things, I had to decide for Spike whether he was an asshole or profound so that is why I didn't post my column. As you can see, my plate is full.

Thiebaud, don't try and start shit......it's a losing battle for one of us and that one of us published a poetry book.

Hersh explained to me who Andre The Giant was. It's cool since i was raised in a cellar chained to a water heater before I landed this kick ass job and hadn't ever heard of him.

Here's a photo I like. Couldn't think of anything "clever" to write about it.

 

ENTRY #1697
3/3/10

THE SONG
: Home Sweet Home, Motley Crue
THE PLACE: Home
THE WORD: Level 2

Spike, how nervous are you that this link is that email you sent me and asked me not to post?


Again, this is just for Rickk.




Staba said this is the "BMW of goats". I hope he doesn't go to the intersection of PCH and Vermont in a downpour.





I know this has been posted here before but as tight as these two look, don't be fooled. Jeremy already said he's going to just sit back in his cubicle and laugh while Mueller and Hersh act like
girls when the world ends.

 

ENTRY #1696
3/2/10

THE SONG
: I've Been Trying to Leave, Quest for Fire
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: Carnalag

Jeremy is going on another interview today. Oh, I mean, he has a dentist appointment. As if people from Yucca even go to the dentist. Nice try, Jerry.

Here's Hersh's plan in the event of a disaster. Miss or Masterpiece?
I plan to "Jackie Chan it" out Mueller's window, so don't park there I will be crushing your roof.
Then I go full commando, loot the dairy, and make my way back to WeHo.
Sarah and I duct tape the cat carrier onto the back of the bike rack, then Bella, Sarah , and I ride bikes to Crivitz, Wisconsin.
Your more than welcome to join, the lake house there is real nice

 

ENTRY #1695
3/1/10

THE SONG
: Bring on The Dancing Horses, Echo & The Bunnymen
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: whenever you fucking want

If you're in Union Square tomorrow night and haven't ever heard Spike stutter when he's nervous, now's your chance!

Gav gave me one of these for Christmas one year. I always liked that he would get me a gift so of course I told him I loved it but the entire time I was thinking, "How old are we, 90???". Anyways Gav, I didn't want you to think this was me selling it. I re-gifted that one you gave me years ago to my aunt.

Still feeling the karma from getting rid of the Prius. Tire just exploded last night when I hit a pot hole. Good thing I bought tire insurance. Fucking kidding me!

This picture will actually make Rickk cry. Wants to go to the Grand Canyon so bad.



 

ENTRY #1694
2/25/10

THE SONG
: Crazy, Patsy Cline
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: now

Spike, just in case you were worried that we were going to stop talking about this fucking movie...........




Sam, when you book tours, are these the demos? I'm trying to translate this into promotion and just want to make sure. Love you and miss you.




 

ENTRY #1693
2/22/10

THE SONG
: Just My Imagination, The Cranberries
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: uh huh

Staba might buy his girlfriend a goat. Whatever, Mikey and Rickk! I've only wanted a goat for ten years. Jerks.

What the hell is this guy even talking about? Craigslist is so for "insiders".

Rick and Rickk were suppose to send regular updates from Australia but so far all I've gotten was the blow off when I asked how to use the f'ing DVD player.

Here's another page from Under Gear. I didn't know guys got those little "peek-a-boo" tattoos, that's pretty cool. And what is that one guy doing on the top right? Just holding his junk? Weird.



 

ENTRY #1692
2/19/10

THE SONG
: It's Over, Aimee Mann
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: Aimee Mann

Starting today, so into updating.

We should sponsor goats so coordinated and agile. Rickk and Mike can't do any of this shit.

Australia with Rick, Rickk and that cute little Thai kid, so far, so good.




We got a catalog in the mail here called UNDER GEAR. River said if we buy his birthday present out of it, he's quitting. You can't quit, River, just ask Jeremy.

Anyway, I decided it was only fair that we share it so here's a piece called the Body Tech Olympia Jock. Doesn't look like a lot of coverage for the ass and for people with big asses, like Frosty and Rickk, there's no way this thing would work. Maybe this will be a regular feature?

 

ENTRY #1691
2/15/10

THE SONG
: Volunteers, Jefferson Airplane
THE PLACE: whatever
THE WORD: whatever

The Art Dump had a meeting this morning and Jenkins brought bagels just for the Art Dump. Whatever Andy, we've had a tub of chocolate covered caramel corn hidden in River's office for over a month that we don't share with anyone in the Art Dump. That's right, Hersh, no one.

Larson, can you call me? I realized over the weekend I like Aimee Mann and I want to know if it means I'm gay or just totally gay. Thanks. Sorry, Lu.

Kenny Anderson looked completely disgusted at my new car. Can't wait to see Crankers face. Crank, if it helps at all, Mikey pretty much made me get it. You like Mikey, right?

Mikey, I sent your resume to this guy. I put myself as a reference for you. Fingers crossed.

Look how little this goat is? Must be just born, right?

 

ENTRY #1690
2/12/10

THE SONG
: Por Vida, Emilio Navaira
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: reggae crew...

Spike, I'll go get Rickk. He doesn't have a gambling problem, come on.

If you have an opinion about the color of tile Mikey should use as a back splash in his kitchen, midnight blue or a lighter blue, email The Mez and let him know. Trying to get as many people as possible involved in this remodel. And The Mez LOVES fielding emails for Mikey. LOVES it.

Someone named Michael sent in a photo of three of Larson's favorite things: Cars that strippers can change their names to, goats and snow. Sweet.




Guy, is it just me or does it look like Fabian may gone been to this gym a few more times then you and your Asian friend?

 

ENTRY #1689
2/11/10

THE SONG
: The Safest Place
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: yep

Crashed a third server with so much traffic, hit The Mez up for all advertising. Mez, 10% cut, I'll get your contract ready.

 

ENTRY #1688
2/10/10

THE SONG
: Everyday is Like Sunday, Morrissey
THE PLACE: Wednesday
THE WORD: Not

The Gav sent me this photo and suggested it for content for my column. Think how funny this column would be if he wrote it everyday? Rickk thinks pretty much everything Tim says is funny. Even when he's not joking.




And this from DuPont. Not trying to be funny, just hates people. He asked, "Are there people really making martinis on the beach"?.





I thought this could be Rickk until the last sentence said, "I check my email every morning".

Mikey was late for a meeting this morning and Hershel did all the talking in the meeting. Rickk couldn't make the meeting and so that left The Mez at least annoying. Whatever, it was that story or more Thiebaud poetry.

 

ENTRY #1687
2/8/10

THE SONG
: Jamming, Bob Marley
THE PLACE: Hermosa Beach
THE WORD: I yie yie....

RIckk was telling me something today and he said, "well once in a great moon...." and I tried to correct him and say "it's once in a BLUE moon..." and he argued that "great" works, too. He's been here in the states almost twenty years, thought he might want to start speaking the language.

Now Rickk just came back in my office with some Fourstar piece on and said, "Can I pull this off or do I look like some weird surf guy..."?.

Just came in again with another Fourstar top on and called me a weirdo. OK.

So, it was Bob Marley's birthday on Saturday and to celebrate we went and saw the worst reggae band ever. Sorry Bob, we tried to make up for it by drinking ourselves silly and taking over the dance floor at Sharkeez. And we all had leather jackets on. I know. I know.

 

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