Little reminder of what's important. And what's not.

Let's move Girl right here. Treehouse office, Hersh?

ENTRY #1850
3/14/11

THE SONG: Walking On Sunshine, Katrina and The Waves
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: .....yep.......

Frosty, I'll be at the Laker game so I'm recording The Bachelor finale. Can you do the same so we can watch it tomorrow and talk shit? Look what they might wear? Exciting, right?

Weird how Eldridge forgot to tweet that I beat him at THREE games of bowling on Saturday. Daniel, can you tweet that? I guess Justin is busy. Busy losing!!!!!!!!!!

I really liked Rudy's 5's on the couch last week and when Crankers and I tried to make a clean sneaky exit last night and a beer bottle came toppling off the table, I realized Rudy was more than on to something. I grabbed for the bottle three times before it crashed to the ground making a huge scene. Crankers pretended he got a call and walked out with his phone to his ear. I waited for the band to start another song then I ran out. Clean exit, No. Rudy enlightened, yes.

ENTRY #1849
3/11/11

THE SONG: Thinking Of You, Pete Yorn
THE PLACE: Japan
THE WORD: sad

On the list of "Reasons EA married the right girl" goes her quote from yesterday's Laker game: "Missing a lay up is like spelling your name wrong". All I could come up with was "you're a jackass, Artest".

Crankers doesn't realize that delivering bad news is Mikey's job and he takes it very seriously. The difference is that he usually gets the facts surrounding the bad news wrong.

ENTRY #1848
3/10/11

THE SONG: Committed, Jenny and Johnny
THE PLACE: Oh, I guess here
THE WORD: yep

No really, The Chocolate Video will be done in December, they're already on a film trip. What?

ENTRY #1847
3/9/11

THE SONG: My Favorite Things, John Coltrane
THE PLACE: Randoms
THE WORD: Rudy

Isn't there enough proof at this point that this guy is a full blown creep? Just checking.

I want to hang out with Tyson and his birds, I just don't want him to snap while we're hanging. Seems a little volatile.

ENTRY #1846
3/8/11

THE SONG: Posse In Effect, Beastie Boys
THE PLACE: a lake
THE WORD: a boat
(Mettee, this is a first and a last for this "artist")

Ben, do you think Big Baby feels better now that The Heat's star players are crying about games, too? Let me know.

I wish I could put into words what it means to me to bond with Frosty over The Bachelor. He follows so closely and carefully, such a pro.

ENTRY #1845
3/7/11

THE SONG: Enough Cryin', Mary J Blige
THE PLACE: Miami
THE WORD: Kidding me?

Ben, text me, I have some stuff to talk to you about.

As a regular crier, I can look at these grown men and say: IDIOTS

ENTRY #1844
3/3/11

THE SONG: Some Things Last A Long Time, Beach House
THE PLACE: earth
THE WORD: planets and stuff

Thiebaud, you should get a hold of Spike and let him know that everything with you two is cool because the last thing you said to him was "I hate you" and then you hung up. What if he dies before you get to say something nice? Just saying, that would really suck for you. I mean, what did he ever did to you that was so bad? The birthday prank was my idea, he didn't know you collected shells or he would probably not have conspired.

Rickk went to Miami, Mikey is afraid he has a bad back like Rickk and Spike is sending me really complicated YouTube videos that are ten minutes long. That was listed in order of "not even annoying" to "totally annoying".

Is one of the "7 wonders" being a complete fucking jerk off? Just checking.

We're not just mini trucks and fast food.

ENTRY #1843
3/2/11

THE SONG: I Feel It All, Feist
THE PLACE: here
THE WORD: always

Am I the only one only listening to Coldplay all day today because it's Chris Martin's birthday? Just kidding, I'm not...not all day.

More hockey updates! First, Tough Guy's team that he coaches didn't win the entire league, just a tournament. The playoffs don't start until next week at which time he will win the entire thing. (I hope). And Both Tough Guy and Supra Pete informed me that Rickk's favorite hockey team, The Canucks, are in first place in the NHL. Women in hockey? Cool.

Spike, did you see my new feature called STOP BEING A DICK? Just checking.

ENTRY #1842
3/1/11

THE SONG: Countdown, Phoenix
THE PLACE: Avis
THE WORD: Friday morning, 8:30AM

This guy is getting dumber as the season progresses. He let Ashley go last night but didn't humiliate her in front of the last two, one who might end up married to dumb bell. He took her aside and did it in private. He sucks, I sort of want to apologize for even bringing this show up in my column. Ask Mez, content is low sometimes and you make bad decisions.

That's what goats should do, lead parades.

I didn't get a lot of love and support on my "Luke Walton" petition yesterday. Rickk and Frosty, in the playoffs when he turns it over every time he touches it, don't come crying to me. I'm tired of trying to be a revolutionary with no help from you two.

I've decided to start including more "Canada" and more "Hockey" in my column. So to kick things off, you should know that Tough Guy coaches a hockey team that won their league championship, River got suspended from the hockey league he plays in for knocking a guys tooth out on "accident" and then there's this.

I'm a little nervous about how I'm going to keep enough hockey news coming through here but I will say, once Eldridge reads this, he will challenge me to hockey. Swear.

Here's a new feature just called STOP BEING A DICK.