All I have to say regarding the purse is that it was a suggestion from my GIRLFRIEND. You see, she thought it might be good for keeping my extremely masculine testosterone levels under wraps, a bit of a reminder that I do have a feminine side. And call me crazy but I think it's helping. Since the purse I have only done one beer bong and I shut the door at the house when I have to go pee, and I said "pee" not, "take a leak" or "take a piss", see it really works. Further more, when I am in a a social environment that consists of men who bat for the other team (or, I guess it would be the same team depending on how you say it) the purse inhibits me from poking fun at there completely acceptable feminine fashion statements due to the fact that I now have one too. You can say what you please but the purse is helping me to recognize that men have feelings too, as well as a bunch of things to keep in a purse. And also, aside from the psychology behind the purse, there is one other reason that every human (note the lack of sexual classification) should own a purse, CHANGE AT THE BOTTOM!!! Quite possibly one of the most exciting moments is upon discovery of that subtle bonus. And uhh, not to pass the buck or anything, but I heard Nick Tershay wears leopard print thong speedo under those over sized Armani Exchange jeans, I think somebody has a little secret here and it's not the guy wearing the purse. Yeah, leopard print thong.

Sincerely,
Eric