You sit so close, I see you around...
You’re with me all day, though your never in town...

Hair so short like the infield grass...
always wearing those red socks talkin-bout Boston, Mass.

Yes last year they won the series...
And I to believe in those conspiracy theories...

I've read, "Things Every Warlock Must Know"...
But no Dungeon or Dragon Could stop my hearts glow...

Deep down I know you've achieved Wizard Status...
So you better start learning to use your camera and lighting apparatus...

It's the way your half drinken Starbucks lasts all day...
The way when I see you it's like I have nothing to say...

Classic Metal ... just so super...
Sabbath, Osbourne, Halen, and Cooper...

Maybe it's just your slaker tude...