Dear Crailtap,

Here is a photo of me with that Jackass, Steve-O. I don't know if he is Tap friendly or if he even skates. But he was in Jackass, and they had Koston in it, so there is a degree of connection. Kevin Bacon degrees? Anyways I saw him at a bar in Calgary right before he did tequila shooters in the eye socket followed up by lemon and salt. Does that qualify?

—Tad Natsuhara, Cowtown, AB