Thomson & Reamer

Barristers and Solicitors

404 Ð 17th Ave S.W.

Calgary Alberta Canada

(403) 2**-****

ThomsonReamer.com

*********@thomsonreamer.com

 

Whereas the undersigned Wade Ignatius Crowchild Hereby relinquishes all rights, duties and obligations pertaining and exclusive to His First Born Child (Unnamed) for the extent and full completion forthwith of contract stated here on this day February 25th 2005.  The declaration, obligations and limitations are as follows.

 

Child, upon birth from whose whom, be it natural, surrogate, artificially inseminated or, given the quality of semen forthwith, divine intervention, shall be cared for by Crailtap.com & all groups and companies under its corporate umbrella Fourstar, Diamond, Lakai, Royal, Ruby, Girl and Chocolate Skateboard companies until the completion of said contract with the limitations and stipulations herein

 

 

 Wherein appropriate measures are to be taken relieving the undersigned of all attachments physical to said offspring upon birth not limited or excluding conception of said offspring whereas time needed for said conception shall not be deemed an issue nor published under any circumstances.

 

Condition of said child (offspring) shall be the sole responsibility of Contractee, shipping damages, speech impediments and Paypal fees shall fall under the Contractees responsibility and the Contractor holds no responsibility regarding lineage and Adult Bedwetting Disorder

 

Undersigned this day of the 25th in the Month of February in the Year of 2005

 

Contractee, his mark or designates mark

 

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Witness

 

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