GREG'S RULES Skatepark Rules Park hours: 9:00am to 4:30pm, Monday through Friday. Don't bring your own music to play in the CD player we already have one CD that we listen to every day all day long and we know it sucks but we play it over and over in hopes that the stragglers will want to leave. Before you get to skate the park you have to take our safety-training course so that you don't hurt yourself like a dumb ass and try and sue us. The first trick you have to do when you get to skate the park is a backside disaster revert on the China bank ramp. If you can't do this trick you are banned for life. Girl and Chocolate team riders are always welcome. Each team rider is allowed one guest and must call and register their guests with Sam, ahead of time. Friends and family of Girl Skateboards must also register with Sam. If you are not on the list, you will be denied. If you get denied, don't even think of going to Rick, Sam or anyone else for that matter, to ask them if you can skate. If you're denied then that's it, your denied. Don't even think of bothering anyone else about it. None team rider skate days are Mondays only with a two hour time limit unless it is raining out. If it is raining out on Monday the non team people skating the park will only have from 9:00am to 12:00pm to skate the park. After 12:00pm the park will only be open to team riders plus one guest. If the park gets to crowed with guests and more team guys want to skate, the guest will have to leave. See ya! No chewing gum allowed. No Pads allowed in the park unless you're Emmet Jenkins or Greg wearing the elbow pad of life Old guy skate sessions on Tuesday and Thursday after 5:pm still no pads allowed. Greg's elbow pad is the only exception. If you do not ride for Girl or Chocolate, you must sign a waiver. It doesn't matter how pro-guy you are! This is not Romper room, so no hanging out in the warehouse. No tight pants allowed. The only person allowed to skate with his shirt off is Ty. Don't bring your camera because it wont work in the skatepark. We have special lighting set up so that the film will come out blank once it is developed. It is mandatory that you buy something out of Smyth's vending machine while you are here. When your done skating you should say thank you to Megan for letting you skate her park. Before you leave make sure you cleaned up all your crap so we don't have to do it for you. If anyone has a problem with getting denied or with any of these rules they can come talk to me about it. Thanks Greg S. Carroll