ANTHONY PAPPALARDO
You’ll rarely ever have the joy of reading a Top 5 with a man who enjoys so little. The Anthony Pappalardo Top 5:

Top 5 things about living in New York
1. You get pretty good at talking shit
2. Committing sin goes over real well
3. Riding a skateboard
4. Bodega coffee and 24 hour beer
5. Pretty much anything goes, if you want it


Top 5 things you hate today, just today
1. Adults that write graffiti, kids too I guess
2. Blog web-sites. Get over yourself. That’s an all year round
3. Construction outside my apt
4. Too wet and cold too skate, which led me to buy an overpriced plane ticket to SF
5. Eastern Europeans


Top 5 skaters
1. Lennie Kirk
2. Sean Sheffey
3. Mike Carroll
4. AVE
5. Julien Stranger, Matt Reason, Guy Mariano


Top 5 people
1. William Prentice
2. Rob Pluhowski
3. Chad Scoville
4. Scott Johnston
5. Blvd


Top 5 ways to sneak out of an uncomfortable situation
1. Walk away
2. Skate away
3. Fake a phone call
4. Use a bathroom and leave from there
5. Alienate yourself, problem solved


Top 5 things about Fat Bill
1. That he's not fat anymore
2. His school id photo
3. His choice of words
4. He somehow tolerates filming me
5. That he's not fat anymore


Top 5 trends in the Lower East Side that are currently bothering you
1. Travel talk. The classic, coming from/going to some European city; or the more daring type, maybe South America
2. Well lit bars and people talking about fashion, photography, drinking problems, fake being broke; while flashes are going off
3. Cocaine, eating disorders, starving artists that eat well, and kids in bands that probably won’t make it
4. "Dude, I heard Spike Jonze bought an apt over here”
5. These are all my predictions, could be completely wrong, haven’t been down there in a while


Top 5 movies
1. American Psycho
2. Rushmore
3. Blue Velvet
4. Buffalo '66
5. Christiane F.


Top 5 places
1. New York
2. Not New York
3. San Francisco
4. Paris
5. My apt


Top 5 perks of having Scott Johnston living in New York
1. Free therapy sessions
2. Tells me old stories about SF
3. Can ask him questions about Girl/Choc
4. Finally having someone too beat in SKATE
5. Wake up-calls


Top 5 foods
1. Steak
2. Burritos
3. Pizza
4. Eggs
5. Red wine


Top 5 pies at Pappalardo's Pizza
1. Pepperoni
2. Pepperoni
3. Pepperoni
4. Cheese
5
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Top 5 people with bad posture
1. Me
2. Me
3. Reda
4. Meza
5. Mr.Burns