JAMES KELCH
Cincinnati born and Frisco raised, James Kelch was the coolest cat in town. He ruled EMB with an iron fist, and a heart of gold. His chiseled good looks were once compared to a young Burt Reynolds. We present to you The James Kelch Top 5.

Top 5 scandals (hustles)
1. "Ten boards for a hundred?I'll bring'em down tomorrow."
2. "I'm Gonz's cousin, can I have your board?"
3. The Hyatt
4. Tellin' hoes I was pro
5. Straight jackin'

Top 5 barted lags
1. Hurricane Hellen
2. Bammer Beth
3. Oh Boo
4. Zeke's Sister
5. Death

Top 5 Raiders (of all time)
1. Jim Plunkett (dirty Mexican)
2. Bo Jackson (Bo knows your sister)
3. Kenny Stabler (The Snake)
4. Marcus Allen (nigga please)
5. Romo Cop (for breakin' that fools face)

Top 5 things about growing up in SF
1. Weed
2. EMB
3. Fine hoes
4. My niggas
5. Marks

Top 5 things about Cincinnati
1. Leeann
2. Gato
3. Mom and Pop
4. Brother Jack
5. Red and Bengals

Top 5 skate tricks
1. Ollie
2. B/S Tail
3. B/S Smith
4. Heelflip Shuvit
5. One Foot Tail Grab Nose Bonks

Top 5 video games
1. Madden
2. Pac-man
3. Grand Theft
4. Silent Hill
5. Grand Turismo

Top 5 reasons to get arrested
1. Beer
2. Bitches
3. Dumb niggas
4. Skatin'
5. Partyin'

Top 5 EMB nicknames
1. Smyters
2. Weasel
3. Corner Kids
4. T-Dogs
5. Shel Black

Top 5 nicknames for yourself
1. Dirt
2. Bad Belch
3. Cool Kid
4. Mayor
5. Ollie James

Top 5 rules of EMB
1. Don't snake
2. Don't bother my boys
3. Don't bother my bitches
4. No outta town dogs
5. No claimin' your city - it's weak anyway

Top 5 beatdowns
1. Rocker with the weed
2. Me and Torin vs the flamers
3. EMB vs The Bums
4. The Big Benicia Beatdown
5. The guy I skulled with the chair leg

Top 5 people on Real
1. Kelch
2. Jim
3. Tommy
4. Agah
5. Sluggo

Top 5 people to bum stogies off of
1. Jake
2. Shel
3. Business Ladies
4. Bums
5. Bitches

Top 5 things about living at Jake Vogel's house
1. Free rent
2. Filth
3. Psycho brother
4. Avenues
5. Drugs

Top 5 Frisco rappers
1. Cellski
2. Dre Dog
3. Mr. Cee
4. Hitman
5. Killa Keise